Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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