And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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