i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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