If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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