i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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