Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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