This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i drank out of a bidet.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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