you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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