Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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