STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
