Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
