Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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