My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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