i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I see more hoeing in ur future
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