69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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