do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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