if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it was like his penis was on wheels.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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