he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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