And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
