Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
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