Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Can I color on your dick again?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
