no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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