Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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