I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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