When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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