So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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