When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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