Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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