we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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