When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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