just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
There are leaves in my underwear?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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