Buhtt sex?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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