We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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