why didn't you poke me back
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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