If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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