i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My butt remains clenched, sir.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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