My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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