I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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