Sry I called you an 8
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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