she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
