i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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