Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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