Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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