so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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