But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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