you mean i was at the winter classic?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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