Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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