Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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