i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I should be sponsored by Trojan
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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