I wannas sexs uuuuu
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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